giovedì 15 marzo 2012

Monster Zero newsletter - Marzo 2012

Kevin Aper conosce SNAFU e ci invia la sua newsletter....sono sicuro saprete tradurla! 

The MONSTER ZERO Newsletter March 2012!


NEW MONSTER ZERO BAND: SUGUS (ES)!
It took awhile but finally we can report with pride: Sugus from Madrid will release their new record  'Ciclostes' on Monster Zero. These Spanish punkrock legends have been around for some years and their 'Learn To Be A Mornard' record is an absolute classic. The record will be out on vinyl in May, and Bell On Records from Japan will release the record on CD. Expect Sugus on tour this fall in Europe!

THE BACKBREAKER BITES!
In a fair world, The Bat Bites would be rich and famous. But in this dimension, they're not. Merel dropped out of school, Mikey is waiting tables, Florian broke up with Kevin Aper and Scott is driving a bus full of old people through Europe. Unfortunately Scott has to do this at the end of March too, so he can't plat at the Crossbone Festival. Luckily the Bat Bites are good friends with the excentric punkrock millionair Ivo Backbreaker. He's willing to fill in for Scott! So expect the Bat Bites live on two occasions with Europe's best poppunk drummer!

PRICEDUIFKES 'R GO!
Ricky D, Mambo and VS are spreading the word on their latest hitrecord 'Can't Lose'. Shows all over Belgium, Holland, Germany and Scandinavia, an upcoming tour with Direct Hit and the vinyl version of the record will be out soon. On the 16th of March they will be accompanied by 100 punkrockers in two touring cars to their show in Eindhoven. But they're still looking for a show somewhere in Holland or Germany on April 1st, so if you can help, get in touch with Goomba.

SPLIT THE ATOM WITH THE MANGES!
There's no stopping the Manges from rockin'! The Italian punkrock veterans are busier than ever. Besides a new 7” on Monster Zero (soon!) and the re-release of their 2001 record 'The Manges 'R Good Enough', the boys will release not 1, not 2 but 3 split 7”es this year. The vinyl space will be shared with Fast Food (ES), Head (USA) and The Apers (NL). And if all that wasn't enough, word is on the street of a Manges / Apers Japan tour in late 2012.

IT REALLY DEECRACKS ME UP!
Mike DeeCrackus is a busy man. School, work, life in general. But his band comes first place. The Austrians have reunited with old bassplayer Manu and are recording new stuff as we speak. In April they will release two splits, one with 7 Years Bad Luck (AT) and one with labelbuddies The Murderburgers. DeeCrascks also joined forces with Panther Booking and Otis Tours for some touring action all over Europe. In a shitty venue near you sometime this year. Punkrawk!

THE BRIGHTON BREAKOUT!
Monster Zero recording artists The Hotlines, who have just released a magnificent 10”, are planning a crazy party called the Brighton Breakout. They've done it before and will do it again. On June 22nd and 23rd, the city of Brighton will be host to great bands like Sugus, The Priceduifkes, Maladroit, The Bat Bites, Accelerators and more! Did someone say British Monster Zero Mash? And in case you don't know who the Hotlines are, buy their record and go see them in Holland and Belgium later this month.

BUBBLEGUM DREAMS!   
Goomba don't say Italians are lazy or slow. But when Teenage Bubblegums joined Monster Zero, Goomba did tell them not to fuck around. Good news, they didn't! A new website, cool new merchandise and a shitload of shows coming up. Bubblegums did good, now you do the same and get their latest record 'Learn From Yesterday, Live For Today, Pray For Tomorrow' on either LP, CD or both.

NEW 20 BELOWS RECORD!
Amazing how good news can make you sad. The 20 Belows from Denmark have recorded a new record, which is great! But it won't be out on Monster Zero, and that's sad. Anyway, it should a be a killer record and the amigos from Kopenhagen will tour hard and heavy through Europe to support the record. Go see them and request 'Shiny Little Hearts'!

PIZZA MAFIA WINDOWSILL
They said they wasn't but now they're gonna! Windowsill is hitting the road. First they'll hit a plane from the Netherlands to Italy and there they will perform a few shows. So if you live in the land south of Austria, make sure to catch them. A few shows are confirmed and you can find them in the shows section of this newsletter.

NEW MURDERBURGERS ALMOST READY!
True story! The new record from our Scottish boyfriends is almost ready! Recordings are done, mixing etc done done done. Fraser will bring it to the pressing plant on his little pink bike, and it will rain cotton candy and lollypops. More news soon.

GOOMBA’S NEWS TELEX YO!
Max Power didn't break anything so far this year – The Apers live record is almost ready – Ricky D no ski – Windowsill will put out 17(!) split singles this year – Jerry Hormone moved to Korea – Gary X is jealous – Stefan Stardumb moved to Costa Rica – Kasper Keen moved to France – Pablo Sugus moved to Barcelona – Andrea Manges is now on Facebook – The Accelerators like driving home after the show – Merel Bat Bite got accepted to Harvard – Ivo Backbreaker is writing a book – Billy Bubblegum and Ben Hotline will star in Rocky: The Musical – thrash metal makes you fat.

GET MONSTER ZERO RELEASES WORLDWIDE!
Besides ordering your favorite Monster Zero releases directly from Goomba, you might also wanna check out the following distro’s, since one of them might be located really close to your crib. Here’s a list of Monster Zero distributors all over the world:

Benelux:

Sonic Rendezvous (www.sugarandspice.fr)
Austria:
Bachelor Records (www.bachelorrecords.com)
Germany:
Soundflat (www.soundflat.de)
France:
Jardin Des Fous (www.guerilla-asso.com/jdf)
UK:
Brassneck Records (http://brassneckrecords.bigcartel.com/)
Italy:
NEW! Striped Punk Rock Shop (http://striped.bigcartel.com/)
Making Believe Records (www.myspace.com/makingbelieverecords)
Spain:
No Tomorrow Records (www.notomorrowrecords.com)
USA:

Interpunk (www.interpunk.com)
It’s Alive Records (www.itsaliverecords.com)
Japan:
Hyper Enough Records (www.hyper-enough-records.com)
Waterslide Records (http://watersliderecords.com/)
Dumb Records (www.dumbrecords.com)
The whole world:
Monster Zero: www.monsterzero.nl/shop

MONSTER ZERO BANDS PLAY LIVE!
Go check out our minions on stages all over the globe:

The Bat Bites:
Fri 23 Mar @ De Beuk, Barendrecht (NL)
Sat 24 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen-Oost (B)
Sat 5 May @ PunkFest Substanz, Osnabruck (D)
Sat 12 May @ Big Bear, Krimpen a/d Ijssel (NL)
Sat 26 May @ Turbojugend Party, Assen (NL)
Sat 23 Jun @ Brighton Breakout, Brighton (UK)

DeeCracks:
Thu 29 Mar @ Arena, Vienna (A)
Fri 20 Apr @ Aera, Vienna (A)
Sat 21 Apr @ Music-House, Graz (A)

The Hotlines:
Weds 21 Mar @ The Prince Albert, Brighton (UK)
Fri 23 Mar @ De Beuk, Barendrecht (NL)
Sat 24 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen-Oost (B)
Sun 6 May @ The Hope, Brighton (UK)
Fri 22 June @ The Hydrant, Brighton (UK)

Maladroit:
Fri 23 mar @ tba, Laval (F)
Sat 24 mar @ Le Sesam, Ambrault (F)
Thu 29 mar @ Le Bateau Ivre, Rouen (F)
Fri 30 mar @ tba, Caen (F)
Sat 31 mar @ La Scene Michelet, Nantes (F)
Thu 26 april @ Les Combustibles, Paris (F)

The Manges:
Fri 16 Mar @ United Club, Torino (I)
Sat 17 Mar @ Honky Tonky, Seregno, MI (I)
Sat 31 Mar @ Three Chords Fest at Fillmore, Cortemaggiore PC (I)

The Murderburgers:
Sun 25 Mar @ The Admiral, Glasgow (SCO)
Sat 31 Mar @ Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh (SCO)
Fri 6 Apr @ Club Kage, Dundee (SCO)
Fri 20 Apr @ Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh (SCO)
Sat 20 Apr @ Love Music, Glasgow (SCO)
Sat 20 Apr @ 13th Note, Glasgow (SCO)
Tue 24 Apr @ The Cherry Tree, Canterbury (ENG)
Fri 27 Apr @ Bla, Bonn (DE)
Mon 30 Apr @ Queensday Festival, Venlo (NL)
Tue 1 May @ Shaka Laka, Hazebrouck (F)
Wed 2 May @ Winson, Amsterdam (NL)
Wed 9 May @ Les Combustibles, Paris (F)
Fri 11 May @ La Antigua Estación, Oviedo (ESP)
Sat 12 May @ Wurlitzer Ballroom, Madrid (ESP)
Sun 13 May @ Loco Club, Valencia (ESP)
Mon 14 May @ Four Seasons, Castellon (ESP)
Tue 15 May @ Mistral Club, Valence (F)
Thu 17 May @ Werk 21, Zurich (CH)
Fri 18 May @ Kofmehl, Solothrun (CH)
Sat 19 May @ Zimmer 4, Regensburgh (DE)
Sun 20 May @ Kunstverein, Nurnberg (DE)
Tue 22 May @ Lorenz, Munster (DE)
Wed 23 May @ Hafenklang, Hamburg (DE)
Thu 24 May @ Beta, Kopenhagen (DK)
Fri 25 May @ Cassiopeia 3rd Floor, Berlin (DE)
Sat 26 May @ Chez Heinz Salon, Hannover (DE)
Sat 2 June @ Strummercamp Festival, Manchester (ENG)

The Priceduifkes:
Fri 16 Mar @ Area 51, Eindhoven (NL)

Sat 17 Mar @ Metteko, Mechelen (B)

Fri 23 Mar @ JH Korridor, Beerse (B)

Fri 23 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen (B)

Sat 24 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen (B)

Fri 30 Mar @ Groningen (NL)

Sat 31 Mar @ Kopenhagen (DK)
Sun 8 Apr @ JH Knipperlicht, Waregem (B)

Tue 1 May @ Shakalaka, Hazebrouck (F)

Sat 5 May @ Rock Stenen, Lichtaart (B)

Sat 12 May @ JH 't Verschil, Herenthout (B)

Sun 13 May @ Chiro Houthalen (B)

Wed 16 May @ Lille (F)

Thu 17 May @ 12 Bar, Swindon(UK)

Fri 18 May @ Old Angel, Nottingham (UK)

Sat 19 May @ Balcony Bar, Dundee(UK)

Sun 20 May @ 13th Note, Glasgow (UK)

Mon 21 May @ Fenton, Leeds (UK)

Wed 23 May @ Black Heart, Camden, London (UK)

Thu 24 May @ Bang Bar, Basingstoke (UK)

Fri 22 Jun @ Le Havre (F)
Sat 23 Jun @ Brighton Breakout, Brighton (UK)

Fr 29 Jun @ Zeveneken (B)

Sat 1 Sep @ Skatefest, Olen (B)

The Ratcliffs:
Sun 1 April @ PMK Club, Innsbruck (A)

Sugus:
Sat 5 May @ Menudo Fest. Rock Palace, Madrid (ES)
Sun 6 May @ Menudo Fest. Rock Palace, Madrid (ES)
Fri 22 June @ Brighton Breakout fest, Brighton (UK)

Teenage Bubblegums:
Sat 10 Mar @ Babazuf, Castel di Lama, AP (I)
Sat 31 Mar @ Cavern, Livorno, LI (I)
Sat 7 Apr @ Barrè, Cesena, FC (I)
Fri 13 Apr @ Linc, Cuorgnè, TO (I)
Thu 3 May @ Honky Tonky, Seregno, MI (I)
Fri 4 May @ Dallò, Castiglione delle Stiviere, MN (I)
Sun 6 May @ Ungawa Tiki, Bergantino, RO (I)

The Windowsill:
Fri 24 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen (B)
Wed 18 April @ Arci Dallò, Castiglione delle Stiviere, MN (I)
Fri 20 April @ Green Beach, Avigliana, TO (I)
Sat 21 April @ Skaletta Rock Club, Las * Pezia (I)
Sun 22 April @ Devil's Den Pub, Salsomaggiore, PR (I)
Sat 5 May @ db's bevrijdingsfestival, Utrecht (NL)

Bring on the spring, when we can all sit outside and drink pilsners! Stay tuned for more rock n roll, and don't bust my chops. Holllllllaaaaaaaaa at your mushroom.

Monster Zero
P.O. Box 2570
2940 AB Lekkerkerk
The Netherlands
www.monsterzero.nl

1 commento:

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