What's up in this motherflipper? I hope you all sorta survived the summer. Goomba got fat from all these grill and cocktail parties. Sand up his mushroom ass, but that's the way it goes. September however means back to business. And I mean business...
NEW 20 BELOWS 'LATE NIGHTS' OUT NOW!
We thought they'd moved on, but nothing's stronger than blood! The newest record by The 20 Belows, 'Late Nights', is now out on Monster Zero! Time for another round of crying your eyes out, pounding them drinks and considering jumping of a bridge with the boys from Denmark. Fantastic singalongs, well-crafted hit tunes and a big power slap to the face. 'Late Nights' rules, pick it up now!
NEW SUGUS 'CICOSTLES' OUT VERY SOON!
Ok, Sugus is from Spain, where they take things a bit easier than here in uptight Goomba land. So you punx just gotta sit it out a bit more. But it will be worth your wait. The new record 'Cicostles' by Madrid's punkrock institute Sugus is one hell of a fast, catchy, Latino monster! Start saving your money for this magnificent LP (with free download code ofcourse, hippie)
MONSTER ZERO MAGAZINE!
It is with great pleasure and relief that Goomba can announce that The Princess and Toad have finally joined the Monster Zero ranks. Two hardworking young punkrockers is exactly what the fat and aging Goomba
and Koopa Troopa (who still wears Small t-shirts...) need. First mission is to create a Monster Zero Magazine. Yes, we know the printed media is dying, but who doesn't remember the coolness of Stardumb
Punkrock Zine? There ya go, more news on this one soon.
APERS AND MANGES TO JAPAN, 20 BELOWS AND DEECRACKS TO THE USA!
October sees Monster Zero bands take over two new continents! The Apers will tour Japan for the first time ever, together with The Manges! And DeeCracks will team up with the 20 Belows for a USA tour.
Let's show them how we do things in Europe, boys!
GERMANS, CHECK OUT WANDA RECORDS!
Yo people of the great nation that is Germany! Monster Zero releases are now also available through www.wandarecords.de! Visit the site and support underground rock n roll.... Na, seriously, make Goomba filthy rich and believe the hype!
GOOMBA’S NEWS TELEX YO!
Ulli Below lost his job – Ivo Backbreaker has two jobs – Tony Crackup joined the Priceduifkes – Hotlines compilation out soon on Lost Youth Records – Get the new Teenage Bubblegums EP here: http://teenagegluesniffers.bandcamp.com/album/chinese-demography – New Accelerators record is good – Buddy Zombie is alive – Max Power is broke – Kevin Aper joins Riccobellis – Simone Riccobelli joins Slayer – Mugwumps finally have a rehearsal room – EVERYBODY likes Mike DeeCrackus – Fraser Murderburger grew 10 cm! - Kevin Aper is still taller – Thrashmetal is the new poppunk – Kelvin Centerfold now drives a BMW – Ricky D. goes back to school – Till Maladroit sucks at minigolf - This shit never gets old.
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