sabato 14 aprile 2012

The MONSTER ZERO Newsletter April 2012!

April april, frog in your ass. This ancient Dutch wisdom might sound a little harsch, but what can you do? Sorry for the slight delay, but with so much pranking action, Goomba is lazier than ever. Anyhows, the last April of mankind will be great. New releases, tours and who knows what else. Enter the magical world of Monster Zero!

NOT 1, NOT 2, BUT 3 NEW RELEASES THIS MONTH!
That's how we do it! Punkrock veterans The Manges have released a 7” single for Bad Juju (with a Hard-Ons cover on the other side!). Also, on 20 April, the Andrea Manges produced album 'The Long Goodbye' by The Ponches from Torino will see the light of day. And if all that wasn't enough, The Murderburgers are back with their 3rd full-length on Monster Zero, 'How To Ruin Your Life'. This piece of poppunk art will also hit the streets on the 20th of April. Seems like your summer soundtrack is getting shape!

GOOMBA'S GOING DOWN UNDER PLUS GAINS GROUND IN JAPAN & USA!
We're thrilled to announce that from now on, Monster Zero releases will be available in Australia through Jerk Store (www.jerkstore.bigcartel.com). Also we get to reach for people outside Europe now since Hang Up Records (USA, http://hanguprecords.com) and S-P Records (Japan, www.sp-records.com) are now also preaching the Monster Zero gospel!

MALADROIT TO PLAY THE FEST!
The boys from Paris will be the first Monster Zero band to ever play the legendary Fest in Gainesville! So if you were planning on going there, make sure to check them out, probably you new favorite band! Also, if you're from Canada, you can go see Maladroit, since they'll be touring over there with the Brixton Robbers in May/June this year. Shows in the shows section, duh!

BRIGHTON BREAKOUT LINE-UP!
The lineup is now fully confirmed for the 2012 Brighton Breakout! Friday 22nd June - Airbag (ES) The Hotlines (UK) Sugus (ES) Vikki Vortex & The Cumshots (UK) Saturday 23rd June - Accelerators (NL) Wonk Unit (UK) Priceduifkes (BE) Murderburgers (UK) Bat Bites (NL) Maladroit (FR). Should be a blast! With 5 Monster Zero bands you can't go wrong!

AND MIKE DEECRACKUS SAYS...
Nothing you idot! Mike DeeCrackus is dead, he's locked in my basement. Ok, not true, Mike DeeCrackus is alive and wrestling and here's what he told Goomba: “Recordings are over. 12 songs are now being mixed and mastered. First song will be released digitally in the next couple of days. Be prepared. Also, DeeCRACKS will be releasing two split records this month. One split 7" with 7YearsBadLuck and one studio live split 12" with the Murderburgers. Stay tuned, fucknut!”

THE 20BELOWS 'FOR BETTER DAYS' ON VINYL!
The 2010 Monster Zero release 'For Better Days' by Danmarks finest The 20 Belows will be released on yellow vinyl, whoohoo! We know Peter is happy, and Ulli is even smiling! Screaming Records is releasing it, so get your copy soon!

GOOMBA’S NEWS TELEX YO!
Chris Mug lost his sleeves – Paul Coyote started a tape-label – Kasper Keen tours the whole year – The Windowsill to star in Back To The Future 4 – Riccobellis don't know how to use email – Riccobellis do
know how to do a split with Yum Yums – Diego Skaletta stopped drinking – Mass Mosrite and Kevin Aper are going to Japan – Ponches have many shows coming up – No one knows about the Ponches shows – Ricky D likes  the Jacuzzi Boys – Zatopeks should join Monster Zero – The Apers live record is really almost ready...

2 commenti:

  1. The 20 Belows:
    Fri 27 April @ Bazart, Den Haag (NL)
    Thu 3 May @ Honky Tonky, Seregno (IT)
    Fri 4 May @ Arci Dallò, Castiglione Dello Stiviere(MN)(IT)
    Sun 6 May @ Ungawa Tiki Bar, Bergantino(RO) (IT)
    Wed 9 May @ JUHA, Herenberg (D)
    Fri 11 May @ Rock Café Asgard, Beverwijk (NL)

    The Apers:
    Thu 24 May @ Volta, Amsterdam (NL)
    Fri 25 May @ The Tube, Düsseldorf (D)
    Sat 26 May @ Rock Against Assen, Assen (NL)
    Sun 27 May @ Perron 55, Venlo (NL)
    Wed 30 May @ ACU, Utrecht (NL)
    Thu 31 May @ Rotown, Rotterdam (NL)
    Fri 1 June @ Gebouw T, Bergen Op Zoom (NL)
    Sat 2 June @ Eldorado, Nordenham (D)
    Sun 3 June @ Aloys, Eindhoven (NL)

    The Bat Bites:
    Sat 5 May @ PunkFest Substanz, Osnabruck (D)
    Sat 12 May @ Big Bear, Krimpen a/d Ijssel (NL)
    Sat 26 May @ Turbojugend Party, Assen (NL)
    Sat 23 Jun @ Brighton Breakout, Brighton (UK)

    DeeCracks:
    Fri 20 Apr @ Aera, Vienna (A)
    Sat 21 Apr @ Music-House, Graz (A)

    The Hotlines:
    Sun 6 May @ The Hope, Brighton (UK)
    Fri 22 June @ The Hydrant, Brighton (UK)

    Maladroit:
    Thu 26 april @ Les Combustibles, Paris (F)
    Fri 4 may @ La Miroiterie, Paris (F)
    18-19-20 may @ Pouzza Fest, Montreal (CAN)
    Tue 22 may @ Cabaret de La Dernière Chance, Rouyn Noranda (CAN)
    Sun 27 may @ barock, St Jean Sur Richelieu (CAN)
    Fri 1 june @ Scanner, Quebec (CAN)
    Sat 2 june @ L'esco, Montreal (CAN)
    Thu 21 june @ Fete de la musique, Paris (F)
    Sat 23 june @ BRIGHTON BREAKOUT, Brighton (UK)

    The Manges:
    Sat 5 May @ E20 Underground, Montecchio Maggiore (ITA)

    The Murderburgers:
    Fri 20 Apr @ Banshee Labyrinth, Edinburgh (SCO)
    Sat 21 Apr @ Love Music, Glasgow (SCO)
    Sat 21 Apr @ 13th Note, Glasgow (SCO)
    Tue 24 Apr @ The Cherry Tree, Canterbury (ENG)
    Fri 27 Apr @ Bla, Bonn (DE)
    Mon 30 Apr @ Queensday Festival, Venlo (NL)
    Tue 1 May @ Shaka Laka, Hazebrouck (F)
    Wed 2 May @ Winson, Amsterdam (NL)
    Wed 9 May @ Les Combustibles, Paris (F)
    Fri 11 May @ La Antigua Estación, Oviedo (ESP)
    Sat 12 May @ Wurlitzer Ballroom, Madrid (ESP)
    Sun 13 May @ Loco Club, Valencia (ESP)
    Mon 14 May @ Four Seasons, Castellon (ESP)
    Tue 15 May @ Mistral Club, Valence (F)
    Wed 16 May @ SGA, Arese (IT)
    Thu 17 May @ Werk 21, Zurich (CH)
    Fri 18 May @ Kofmehl, Solothrun (CH)
    Sat 19 May @ Zimmer 4, Regensburgh (DE)
    Sun 20 May @ Kunstverein, Nurnberg (DE)
    Tue 22 May @ Lorenz, Munster (DE)
    Wed 23 May @ Hafenklang, Hamburg (DE)
    Thu 24 May @ Beta, Kopenhagen (DK)
    Fri 25 May @ Cassiopeia 3rd Floor, Berlin (DE)
    Sat 26 May @ Chez Heinz Salon, Hannover (DE)
    Sat 2 June @ Strummercamp Festival, Manchester (ENG)
    Fri 22 June @ The Redhouse, Sheffield (ENG)
    Sat 23 June @ Brighton Breakout, Brighton (ENG)

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  2. The Priceduifkes:
    Fri 16 Mar @ Area 51, Eindhoven (NL)
    Sat 17 Mar @ Metteko, Mechelen (B)
    Fri 23 Mar @ JH Korridor, Beerse (B)
    Fri 23 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen (B)
    Sat 24 Mar @ Crossbone Fest, Houthalen (B)
    Fri 30 Mar @ Groningen (NL)
    Sat 31 Mar @ Kopenhagen (DK)
    Sun 8 Apr @ JH Knipperlicht, Waregem (B)
    Tue 1 May @ Shakalaka, Hazebrouck (F)
    Sat 5 May @ Rock Stenen, Lichtaart (B)
    Sat 12 May @ JH 't Verschil, Herenthout (B)
    Sun 13 May @ Chiro Houthalen (B)
    Wed 16 May @ Lille (F)
    Thu 17 May @ 12 Bar, Swindon(UK)
    Fri 18 May @ Old Angel, Nottingham (UK)
    Sat 19 May @ Balcony Bar, Dundee(UK)
    Sun 20 May @ 13th Note, Glasgow (UK)
    Mon 21 May @ Fenton, Leeds (UK)
    Wed 23 May @ Black Heart, Camden, London (UK)
    Thu 24 May @ Bang Bar, Basingstoke (UK)
    Fri 22 Jun @ Le Havre (F)
    Sat 23 Jun @ Brighton Breakout, Brighton (UK)
    Fr 29 Jun @ Zeveneken (B)
    Sat 1 Sep @ Skatefest, Olen (B)

    The Ratcliffs:
    Sun 1 April @ PMK Club, Innsbruck (A)

    Sugus:
    Sat 5 May @ Menudo Fest. Rock Palace, Madrid (ES)
    Sun 6 May @ Menudo Fest. Rock Palace, Madrid (ES)
    Fri 22 June @ Brighton Breakout fest, Brighton (UK)

    Teenage Bubblegums:
    Fri 13 Apr @ Linc, Cuorgnè, TO (ITA)
    Thu 19 Apr @ Capolinea, Faenza, RA (ITA)
    Sat 21 Apr @ ZK Sqat, Roma, RM (ITA)
    Wed 02 May @ TBA
    Thu 03 May @ Honky Tonky, Seregno, MI (ITA)
    Fri 04 May @ Dallò, Castiglione delle Stiviere, MN (ITA)
    Sat 05 May @ TBA
    Sun 06 May @ Ungawa Tiki, Bergantino, RO (ITA)
    Fri 11 May @ Cavern, Livorno, LI (ITA)
    Fri 25 May @ Arci Cremona, Cremona, CR (ITA)

    The Windowsill:
    Wed 18 April @ Arci Dallò, Castiglione delle Stiviere, MN (I)
    Fri 20 April @ Green Beach, Avigliana, TO (I)
    Sat 21 April @ Skaletta Rock Club, Las * Pezia (I)
    Sun 22 April @ Devil's Den Pub, Salsomaggiore, PR (I)
    Sat 5 May @ db's bevrijdingsfestival, Utrecht (NL)

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